badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(via a-million-kisses-under-water)

greasemonkeyy:

Damn sometimes (I mean most times), I can’t fucking stand girls. Then I have to remind myself that not ALL girls are overly emotional and can’t get to the point -_-

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via more-hoopla)

Lmao

I saw that as a tweet at least 7 times